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September 1999Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality
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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see) |
Mitsi drivers lonelier than the Maytag repairman |
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SWAT team storms Rose Hill to nab Telegraph photographer |
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Landfill developers appeal Putnam zoning denial by invoking alien fears |
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Governor decries family violence at Macon conference |
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Coalition blasts Georgia welfare reform; promotes hammer use |
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Supreme Court asked to strip Peach nude dancing restrictions |
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GEMA officials nix plan to boost Jam attendance |
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Pulaski, Hawkinsville reject merger |
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Ellis delays unification "baby" to wait on census completion |
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Sept. 17, 1999 |
No report |
Sharpton fears Nuwaubian mothership |
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Voter-registration drive launched, phase two to come |
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Legislators may extend city-county merger panel, infinity proposed |
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Sep.9 -10-13 |
Sorry, too busy working to report the news. |
Bibb Commissioners say medians are bad, disagree on alternatives |
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Treehuggers buzz about tree cutting |
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British firm to buy Bloo Buud |
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Georgia tag offices finally getting new GRITS computer system |
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Ellis likely to heckle merger committee meeting |
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Macon needs piping like Warner Robins to meet EPD guidelines |
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Macon pipe dreams become reality |
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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.
See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.
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