Scroggins Crosswired Local News - September 1999

Breaking News Almost as Weird as Reality

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HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

Sept. 30, 1999

Mitsi drivers lonelier than the Maytag repairman

Sept. 29, 1999

 SWAT team storms Rose Hill to nab Telegraph photographer

Sept. 28, 1999

Landfill developers appeal Putnam zoning denial by invoking alien fears

Sept. 27, 1999

Governor decries family violence at Macon conference

Sept. 24, 1999

Coalition blasts Georgia welfare reform; promotes hammer use

Sept. 23, 1999

Supreme Court asked to strip Peach nude dancing restrictions

Sept. 22, 1999

GEMA officials nix plan to boost Jam attendance

Sept. 21, 1999

 Pulaski, Hawkinsville reject merger

Sept. 20, 1999

 Ellis delays unification "baby" to wait on census completion

Sept. 17, 1999

No report

Sept. 16, 1999

Sharpton fears Nuwaubian mothership

Sept. 15, 1999

Voter-registration drive launched, phase two to come

Sept. 14, 1999

Legislators may extend city-county merger panel, infinity proposed

Sep.9 -10-13

Sorry, too busy working to report the news.

Sept. 8, 1999

Bibb Commissioners say medians are bad, disagree on alternatives

Sept. 7, 1999

Treehuggers buzz about tree cutting

Sept. 6, 1999

British firm to buy Bloo Buud

Sept. 3, 1999

Georgia tag offices finally getting new GRITS computer system

Sept. 3, 1999

Ellis likely to heckle merger committee meeting

Sept. 2, 1999

Macon needs piping like Warner Robins to meet EPD guidelines

Sept. 1, 2004

Macon pipe dreams become reality

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Disclaimer: The accounts, quotes and stories on this page are wholly fictitious and intended as satire and humor. Although real names may be used and all good humor has an element of truth, this stuff ain't real. If you didn't already know these stories were bogus, then you're not too bright. --Steve Scroggins

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These parodies are frequently featured on the NewsTalk940 WMAC morning show with Kenny & Charles.

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To read the "real" news that inspires these stories, read The Macon Telegraph online.

See Ed Grisamore's 9/29/99 column on these parodies.

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